(if:(history: where its name contains "Restart")'s length is 1)[(restart:)]It's 9:00 pm. You forgot to go to the store today and now your wife is mad at you. The store closes at 9:30. You get in the car and drive to the store. When you arrive, it's 9:15. You run into the store.
[[Look at your list->Look at your list 1]]
(set: $time to 0)(if: $time is 0)[ (print: "9:15")]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")]
(set: $bemean to false) (set: $gotduck to false) (set: $gotmilk to false)(set: $gotoregano to false)(set: $peppery to false)(set: $gotapples to false) (set: $learnaboutpepper to false)(set: $gotcereal to false)(set: $gotcream to false)(set: $goticecream to false)(set: $gotpizza to false)(set: $gotflowers to false)(set: $total to 0)(set: $gotspice to false)(set: $nothing to false)(set: $List to (font:"Courier New")) $List [List:
Milk
Cheerios
Apples
Chicken breasts
Dried oregano
Flowers]
[[Start shopping! ->Next aisle]]
What aisle do you want to go to?
(if: $gotapples is false) [[[1-> fresh produce.]]: Fresh Produce: vegetables, fruits, etc.](if: $gotapples is true)[[[1-> washere.]]: Fresh Produce: vegetables, fruits, etc.]
(if: $gotduck is false)[[[2-> meat]]: Meat & Seafood: turkey, beef, chicken, seafood, pork, etc.](if: $gotduck is true)[[[2-> washere.]]: Meat & Seafood: turkey, beef, chicken, seafood, pork, etc.]
(if: $gotmilk is false)[[[3 ->dairy]]: Dairy & Eggs: milk, cheese, eggs, butter & margarine, yogurt, etc.](if: $gotmilk is true)[[[3 ->washere.]]: Dairy & Eggs: milk, cheese, eggs, butter & margarine, yogurt, etc.]
[[4 ->bakery]]: Bread & Bakery: brownies and bars, cupcakes, cakes, cookies, etc.
(if: $gotpizza is false) [[[5-> frozen]]: Frozen: ...frozen food.](if: $gotpizza is true)[[[5-> washere.]]: Frozen: ...frozen food.]
(if: $gotoregano is false)[[[6-> pantry]]: Pantry: canned goods, herbs, spices & seasonings.](if: $gotoregano is true)[[[6-> washere.]]: Pantry: canned goods, herbs, spices & seasonings.]
(if: $gotcereal is false)[[[7-> breakfast]]: Breakfast and baking: cereal, granola, waffles, baking mixes, sugar, flour, etc.](if: $gotcereal is true)[[[7-> washere.]]: Breakfast and baking: cereal, granola, waffles, baking mixes, sugar, flour, etc.]
[[8-> bevarerages]]: Beverages: soda, water, juices, sports drinks, energy drinks, tea, etc.
(if:$gotflowers is false)[[[9->flowers]]: Food Gifts & Flowers Shop: lilies, valentine hearts, cards, etc.] (if:$gotflowers is true)[[[9->washere.]]: Food Gifts & Flowers Shop: lilies, valentine hearts, cards, etc.]
[[Look at your list->Look at your list]]
(if:visits >= 1)[ [[Check out]] ]
Time: (if: $time is 0) [(print: "9:15")](if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You walk to the meat counter and ask for chicken breasts. "Sorry Sir, we don't have any chicken breasts left. We do have duck, if you want to purchase that instead." the worker says. What do you do now?
[[Don't buy anything]]
[[Buy the duck]]
[[Call your wife and ask what she wants]]
[[Get mad at the worker]]
[[Look at your list->Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You walk to the dairy aisle. Why are you here again?
[[Milk]]
[[Cream]]
[[Ice cream]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]The bakery section closes at 4:00. You are way too late.
(link-goto: "Go to a different aisle", (history:)'s last)You walk to the frozen aisle. What do you want from here?
[[Frozen pizza]]
[[Ice cream]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You walk to aisle 6. And there's a HUGE mess. Someone dumped a bunch of pepper on the floor. Like, a pile of pepper is sitting in the middle of the aisle. What do you do?
[[Walk around it to get to what you need]]
[[Tell a worker about it]]
[[Make an even BIGGER mess with salt]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You know what you need to get from here!! (link: "Cheerios!")[(They're your favorite.)] But what kind?
[[Honey nut cheerios]]
[[Cheerios frosted cereal]]
[[Original cheerios]]
[[Cinnamon cheerios]]
(link-goto: "Pick a random cheerio flavor", (either: "Honey nut cheerios", "Cheerios frosted cereal", "Original cheerios", "Cinnamon cheerios"))
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You KNOW there are no beverages on the list. You don't need anything here.
[[Go to a different aisle ->Next aisle]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]Flower time!! What flowers do you want to get?
[[A bouquet of orange lillies]]
[[A bunch of red roses]]
[[Some white and red tulips]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")](set: $List to (font:"Courier New")) $List [List:
(if: $gotmilk is false) [Milk] (if: $gotmilk is true) [~~Milk~~]
(if: $gotcereal is false) [Cheerios] (if: $gotcereal is true) [~~Cheerios~~]
(if: $gotapples is false) [Apples](if: $gotapples is true) [~~Apples~~]
(if: $gotduck is true)[~~Chicken breasts (duck)~~](if: $gotduck is false) [Chicken breasts]
(if: $gotoregano is false) [Dried oregano](if: $gotoregano is true) [~~Dried oregano~~]
(if: $gotflowers is false)[Flowers](if: $gotflowers is true)[~~Flowers~~]]
(If you found the item on the list it will be crossed off)
(link-goto: "Go back to shopping", (history:)'s last)
Time: (if: $time is 0) [(print: "9:15")](if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You look at all your options. Wow. There are a lot. Oat milk, almond, goat, 2%, soy, 1%, coconut, and so many more. What do you do?
[[Get 2% cows milk]]
[[Pick a random milk]]
[[Buy ice cream ->Ice cream]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You decide to get some cream. You grab the heavy cream and put it in your shopping cart.
(set: $gotcream to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]What flavor do you want to buy?
[[Lemon sorbet-> ice cream]]
[[Mint chocolate chip-> ice cream]]
[[Chocolate caramel -> ice cream]]
[[Pistachio -> ice cream]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")](if: $bemean is false) ["Oh, no thanks." you tell the worker.] (if: $bemean is true) ["No I don't want the duck. I wanted chicken." you roll your eyes.]
[[Next aisle ->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
[[Look at your list]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")](if: $bemean is false) ["I'll take the duck" you tell her. "Okay!" she answers.](if: $bemean is true) ["I guess I'll take the duck." you tell her. "Ok." she says coldly. You have acquired the duck.]
(set: $gotduck to true)
[[Next aisle! ->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
[[Look at your list]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]"Hello?" she says. "Hi. They don't have any chicken breasts, so they offered duck instead. Do you want me to buy duck instead?" you say. "Yes, that's fine." she answers. "Okay bye, love you." Then you hang up.
(set: $gotduck to true)
[[I'll take the duck please ->Buy the duck]]
[[Check out]]
[[Look at your list]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]"What do you MEAN you don't have any chicken breasts left?! This is unbelievable!!" you yell. "Sir, please calm down. We-" You cut her off: "How DARE you tell me to calm down!! I want to talk to the manager." "I AM the manager." You go quiet. "Sir, you can buy the duck, or you can LEAVE."
(set: $bemean to true)
[[Buy the duck]]
[[Leave ->Don't buy anything]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]It's time for check out. You pay for what you bought. You get to your car and drive home.
[[Next-> ->End page]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")]You tip-toe around the pepper, but unfortunatly, you lose your balance and fall into the pile of pepper. You sneeze loudly. Now you're all pepper-y. What do you do?
(set: $peppery to true)
[[Just grab what you need from this aisle]]
[[Complain to a worker about it ->Tell a worker about it]]
[[Cry]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You walk around until you find someone wearing the store's uniform. "Excuse me," you say, "there is a mess of pepper in aisle 6."
"In aisle 6? How dare you speak that way of the modern art exhibition!?" he says. He starts walking to aisle 6, and you follow. "This is an art piece representing the social dissaray our world is currently positioned in. The pepper is a metaphor for the American philosopher Stephen Pepper, who proposed-- oh I'm sorry I must be boring you. The point is, it is a magnificent art instalation." What do you say?
[["Tell me more about Stephen Pepper please" ->Tell me more about Stephen Pepper please]]
[["Okay thank you" ->Okay thank you]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You grab a box of salt and dump it on the floor. You grab another box. Dump it on the floor. Do you want to dump another box?
[[YES]]
[[No]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You grab a gallon of 2% cows milk. (set: $gotmilk to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")](live: 0.4s)[Almond milk.] (live: 1.0s)[Soy milk.] (live: 1.6s) [Oat milk.] (live: 2.2s) [Coconut milk.] (live: 2.8s) [Low-fat milk.] (live: 3.3s) [1% milk.] (live: 3.7s) [Condensed milk.] (live: 4.0s) [3% milk.] (live: 4.2s) [Goat milk?] (live: 4.3s) [Sheeps milk?!]
(live: 4.9s) [(go-to: "got milk")]You grab (print: (either: "soy milk.", "goat milk.", "oat milk.", "2% milk.", "condensed milk.")) You put it in the cart.
[[Next aisle]]
(set: $gotmilk to true)
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You put the ice cream in your shopping cart.
(set: $goticecream to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]NO. I can't let you do that. You're here to get groceries.
[[Okay... ->No]] You decide you've dumped enough salt for today. What were you looking for anyway?
[[Some spice I think?]]
[[Salt]]
[[Pepper]]
[[Smoked paprika]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]What spice??
[[Cumin]]
[[Cayenne peppers]]
[[Celeri salt]]
[[Oregano]]You grab some salt.
(set: $gotspice to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You grab some pepper.
(set: $gotspice to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You grab smoked paprika.
(set: $gotspice to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You grab cumin.
(set: $gotspice to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You grab cayenne peppers.
(set: $gotspice to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(link-goto: "no time")]You grab celeri salt.
(set: $gotspice to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You grab oregano.
(set: $gotoregano to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]What do you need from this aisle anyway?
[[Some spice I think?]]
[[Salt]]
[[Pepper]]
[[Smoked paprika]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You start crying. This is miserable, you just want to go home. You cry, and cry, and cry, and cry. Then you realize that you should probably finish shopping. So you get up, and think. Why were you in this aisle again?
[[Some spice I think?]]
[[Salt]]
[[Pepper]]
[[Smoked paprika]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Go to a different aisle->Next aisle]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it+2)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]"I would love to!" he says. "As I was saying, Stephen C. Pepper proposed the Root Metaphor in 1942. Pepper's root-metaphor theory is basically a way of understanding different ideas and beliefs that humans have. Some of these ideas could be about what is true, what is beautiful, what is good, and what is right.
Pepper thought that all these ideas have a simple root-metaphor, some kind of assumption or belief behind it.
For example, some people think that what is beautiful should make sense together and be organised, while other believe that disorder and pandemonium are the epitome of beauty. (set: $learnaboutpepper to true)
When we understand these basic assumptions, we can better understand how different ideas are connected and how we, as humans are all connected, especially by our beliefs."
"Wow. Thank you, that was... quite interesting." you answer. "You're welcome!" he says with a smile. Anyway, time for you to get back to shopping,
[[Get what you need from this aisle ->Just grab what you need from this aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]"Thanks for letting me know." you say. "You're welcome!" he says.
[[Grab what you need from this aisle ->Just grab what you need from this aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]This aisle has all the fruits and veggies. (link: "What do you want from here?")[(set: $answer to(prompt: "I want to get", ""))] You can only get fruits or vegetables in this aisle.
(if: $answer is "apple") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apples")[(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apple") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apples") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLE") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLES") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apple.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apples.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apples.")[(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apple.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLE.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLES.") [(set:$gotapples to true)]
[[Done ->answer]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You put (print: $answer) in your shopping cart.
(if: $answer is "apple") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apples")[(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apple") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apples") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLE") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLES") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apple.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apples.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apples.")[(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apple.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLE.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLES.") [(set:$gotapples to true)](elseif: $answer is "apple ") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apples ")[(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apple ") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apples ") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLE ") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLES ") [(set:$gotapples to true)]
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(set: $time to it + 1)
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You decide to pick honey nut cheerios. You put them in your shopping cart. (set: $gotcereal to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You decide to pick cheerios frosted cereal. You put them in your shopping cart. (set: $gotcereal to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You decide to pick the (link: "original cheerios.") [original cheerios. (*Good choice.*)] You put them in your shopping cart. (set: $gotcereal to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You decide to pick cinnamon cheerios. You put them in your shopping cart. (set: $gotcereal to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You grab frozen pizza and put it in your cart.
(set: $gotpizza to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]You take the lillies.
(set: $gotflowers to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]] You decide to buy the roses.
(set: $gotflowers to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]] You grab the tulips.
(set: $gotflowers to true)
[[Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]] You finished the game! Let's see what you've [[achieved->Achievements]] this round.
(if: $gotduck is true) [(set: $total to it +1)]
(if: $gotmilk is true)[(set: $total to it +1)]
(if: $gotoregano is true)[(set: $total to it +1)]
(if: $gotapples is true)[(set: $total to it +1)]
(if: $gotcereal is true)[(set: $total to it +1)]
(if: $gotflowers is true)[(set: $total to it +1)]I think you got everything you need from this aisle.
[[Go to a different aisle ->Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")]I think you got everything you need from this aisle.
[[Go to a different aisle ->Next aisle]]
[[Look at your list]]
[[Check out]]
(if: $time is 1)[(print: "9:16")] (if: $time is 2)[(print: "9:17")] (if: $time is 3)[(print: "9:18")] (if: $time is 4)[(print: "9:19")](if: $time is 5)[(print: "9:20")](if: $time is 6)[(print: "9:21")](if: $time is 7)[(print: "9:22")](if: $time is 8)[(print: "9:23")](if: $time is 9)[(print: "9:24")](if: $time is 10)[(print: "9:25")](if: $time is 11)[(print: "9:26")](if: $time is 12)[(print: "9:27")](if: $time is 13)[(print: "9:28")](if: $time is 14)[(print: "9:29")](if: $time is 15)[(print: "9:30")](if: $time is 16)[(print: "9:31")] (if: $time is 16)[(goto: "no time")](display: "1")
Want to [[restart? ->Restart]]Items you bought that were on the list:
(if: $gotduck is true)[Duck]
(if: $gotmilk is true)[Milk]
(if: $gotoregano is true)[Oregano]
(if: $gotapples is true)[Apples]
(if: $gotcereal is true)[Cheerios]
(if: $gotflowers is true)[Flowers]
(if: $total is 6)[Everything! Your wife is very happy](if: $total is >6)[You didn't get everything on the list. Your wife is a little dissapointed.](if: $total is 0)[You didn't get anything on the list! Your wife is VERY dissapointed!!]
Items you bought that weren't on the list:
(if: $gotcream is true)[Cream]
(if: $goticecream is true)[Ice cream]
(if: $gotpizza is true)[Frozen pizza]
(if: $gotspice is true) [Some spice that wasn't on the list]
Other:
(if: $bemean is true)[Was mean to a worker](if: $bemean is false)[(text-colour:grey)[Was mean to a worker]]
(if: $peppery is true)[Fell in a pile of pepper](if: $peppery is false)[(text-colour:grey)[Fell in a pile of pepper]]
(if: $learnaboutpepper is true)[Learned about root-metaphor theory](if: $learnaboutpepper is false)[(text-colour:grey)[Learned about root-metaphor theory]]
(if: $time is 16)[Got kicked out of the store] (if: $time is not 16) [(text-colour:grey)[Got kicked out of the store]]Suddenly, some worker approaches you. "Hello Sir, it's closing now. You can check out, but then you need to leave." he says. "Oh okay..." you say.
[[Check out]] Are you sure you want to restart? This will reset all your acheivements.
[[Restart ->Begin]]
[[Go back to acheivements ->Achievements]] (if: $answer is "apple") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apples")[(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apple") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apples") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLE") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLES") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apple.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "apples.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apples.")[(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "Apple.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLE.") [(set:$gotapples to true)] (else-if: $answer is "APPLES.") [(set:$gotapples to true)]